• The quintiessential Geek question

    by  • December 2, 2011 • 0 Comments

    If anyone every asks you for a question that could only be asked by a true Geek, please consider this one: “Could the Enterprise beam a vampire into a house she didn’t have permission to enter?” I can think of none better. Although these size-comparison posters are a close second.

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    SEO, Lies and Video Tape

    by  • November 30, 2011 • 0 Comments

    Search Engine Optimization (SEO) companies promise big money (for those using their services, naturally). They toss around figures about tens of millions of online searches every day that could be generating thousands of dollars in revenue, but only if your site ranks high enough on searches – only if you act now, no time...

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    Fun with WordPress, Multisite and Permalinks

    by  • November 23, 2011 • 0 Comments

    One of my customers alerted me to the fact that permalinks (such as the “recent posts” section on the sidebar) weren’t working on a sub-blog on their multisite installation. Instead they got a “Page not found” error. I did a quick bit of poking around and found that none of the permalinks on any...

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    A Long Way From “Tea. Earl Grey, Hot”

    by  • November 22, 2011 • 0 Comments

    About a million years ago (in computer time), I was sitting in a large hall with a couple hundred other computer professionals, watching a demonstration of a revolutionary new software – Dragon Dictate, which promised to allow you not only to dictate text into a word preocessor, but to also interact with the computer,...

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    SolarWinds improvements part 3, custom OID alerts

    by  • November 21, 2011 • 0 Comments

    (Originally posted on www.thwack.com here) This is the third in a series of posts where, in the name of giving back to the community, I’m going to share some of the customizations that make SolarWinds a little more robust for us and our customers. First, a little background about my company and how we...

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    Welcome to SolarWinds thwack participants!

    by  • November 18, 2011 • 1 Comment

    I’m participating in an online discussion about Thwack – the online community and resource for SolarWinds professionals. And they asked for directions to my blog, so I wanted to get a big old welcome message. Shout out to Jay, Crystal, JR, Bill, Steve/JR, Andrew, and our awesome meeting organizer Kelly!

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    WordPress, WP-Ecommerce, and fatal memory errors

    by  • November 16, 2011 • 1 Comment

    One of my clients runs a modest sales site… (cough! shamelessly promoting bathroomonkey.com! cough!) …and today was apparently upgraded Wednesday. Both WordPress (3.1.2) and WP-ecommerce (3.8.2) needed to be updated. Problem 1: The WordPress failed with “Fatal error: Allowed memory size of…”. I tried the php.ini trick (it had worked for me in the...

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    SolarWinds Improvements part 2 – per-node thresholds

    by  • November 14, 2011 • 2 Comments

    This is the second part of a 3 part series I posted over on www.thwack.com about ways to make their premier toolset – Solarwinds Orion network performance manager (NPM) jump through hoops. You can find the first post here (or on Thwack, here) This is the second in a series of posts where, in...

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    Mailpress and WordPress Multi-Site

    by  • November 9, 2011 • 2 Comments

    The Problem I’ve got a client with a multi-site installation of WordPress, who decided they needed to email both newsletters and individual blog posts not only from the main site, but from each sub-site as well. MailPress seemed like the best choice, so I went with it. Installing and (Network) activating the plugin went...

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